Alright, so most people when told that one would like to purchase an item, like, oh... A WIG FOR EXAMPLE! And they would like you to order a certain one, would put down the order, and have it in when they say they'll have it in... Well apparantly some stupid twat down at 'Hearts Content' here in Victoria has no perception of someone actually wanting her to order something...

For the past two weeks, I have put up with the same god damn woman telling me the same god damn thing... I tell her I wanted the wig, she says she'll order it for friday... I say "Great!" that's when I get paid. Friday rolls around, and guess what... NO FUCKING WIG!!! She gives the excuse that she didn't know if I actually wanted it, and didn't think that it was a good Idea to order it, and have me decide that I don't want it... Of course I get mad, and Dynexys and I leave with her promise that she'll order it for the friday coming up(yet again), which just so happens to be tomorrow... And guess what...

NO... FUCKING... WIG...!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE GONE, AND TALKED TO THIS WOMAN REPETITIVELY! I CALLED HER TO MAKE SURE THAT SHE WAS ORDERING IT! I EVEN WENT OUT OF MY WAY TO GO DOWN TO THE STORE, AND CONFIRM THAT SHE WAS STILL ORDERING IT FOR ME!!!

"Yup, it's on it's way~!" She says... "Yup, It's on it's way! Yup, It's on it's way! Yup, It's on it's way! YUP, IT'S ON IT'S WAY!"

Guess what...?

SHE DIDN'T THINK I FUCKING WANTED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW, I HAVE TO GO DOWN, AND RAIN AN UNGODLY FUCKING FIRESTORM UPON HER!!! USUALLY I DON'T GET THIS FRUSTRATED ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE NOT HAVING SOMETHING ORDERED FOR ME ON TIME, BECAUSE I CAN ALWAYS JUST WAIT FOR IT, BUT NOW!!!!! SHE'S CLAIMING TO ORDER IT AGAIN, AND I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT SHE'S GOING TO ACTUALLY DO IT THIS TIME!!! YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I KNOW!!!!???

I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING BE HERE TO GET IT BECAUSE I'M GOING TO VANCOUVER FOR THE STUPIDEST FUCKING FAMILY REUNION ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!!! I HAVE TO GO TO SEE FAMILY, THAT MOST OF WHICH I DON'T EVEN FUCKING LIKE BECAUSE THEY'RE SO RUDE, AND OBNOXIOUS, AND OPINIONATED!!!!!

And now when it comes in next friday, and actually comes in... SHE'S GOING TO FUCKING FLIP SHIT BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO BE HERE TO FUCKING PICK IT UP, AND I HATE TO BE RACIST LIKE THIS, BUT IT SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY THING THAT COMES TO MIND JUST BECAUSE I HATE HER THAT MUCH!!!!!!!

The reason why she can't seem to do anything fucking right.... SHE'S FUCKING ASIAN!!!!!!!!!!

((Honestly, no offence to anyone asian... it's just her I hate because she's a BRAZEN HUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!))